Haven't You People Seen A Ghost Costume Before?

By Nick LaLane

Hey guys, come on, cut it out, theres children about. I don't think that kind of language is making a very good impression on these young ones. No, I don't see anything wrong with my costume. It's just your standard Ghost Costume, Honestly, I don't think I've ever met as many people who have been so sensitive about a halloween costume. You'd think you thought I was a REAL GHOST. Come on people it's not even that realistic, it's just a sheet with some eye holes cut in it. Haven't you people ever seen a ghost costume before? Racially offensive? I don't think so, not at all.... wait a minute... well.. that's quite a stretch but I see where your going with it, along time ago African Americans were sometimes called spooks. I see where your coming from but honestly I dont think many others shareyour point of ..... Oh, your not talking about black people being called spooks. Well thenwhat are you talking about? I hope you know I don't have time to stand here and have you verbally assault me. No I don't hate black people, why do you keep asking me that, I'm just going to leave, I have alot of Trick or Treating to do, Please move.... Excuse me sir, did you just push me? What is your name? Tyrell? Now listen to me Tyrell I think you should stand aside, I mean you no harm.