TCHS Student Plans To Urinate All Over Highschool Pt. II

By: Brett Chitlinger

I did it, I finally did it. Holy shit, this is the best week of my entire life. I urinated in every single toilet, urinal, janitor’s closet, teacher washroom, bathroom floor, and athletics shower in the whole High School. It took some work, and definitely a lot of fluids supplied by my frequenting of the water fountains around my favorite facilities. I have not only used every toilet in The Colony High School but I have also rated them. I have come to the conclusion that the all time greatest bathroom ever is in the hall over by the west side ofthe building with wood paneling and grain sinks. The best stall in the whole place is in there, not only does it have a clean toilet, room to walk around because of it being a handicapped stall, but it also has some awesome writing on the wall. To quote a few literary gems gracing the walls “Lindsay Lohan has some big ass titties” and such timeless classics as “For hot sex call 214-543-8941” Did I mention that my favorite bathrooms also have automatic sinks and the water fountains by them are super cold and refreshing, none the less at a desirable water height level. So now that my Everest has been achieved Idon’t quite know what to do but bask in my monumentous glory. Remember if you see me in the halls to ask me all about pissing everywhere and yell, “There is the piss guy!” as Imarch forward in happiness.