I'll Do What I Damn Well Please

By Dale Potrontron

Hey, Fuck You!
This is America buddy, and the last time I checked I was an American first and a citizen ofthis town second. So you can take your stupid rules about tall grass, and junked cars, and garbage cans, and shove them up your fucking ass! This is my property and I’ll do what I
damn well please with it! If I want to raise pigs I will do so, If I want to drink beer in my backyard and grill a 2 inch steak naked I will do so, and if I want to build a 15 ft. cement wall around my property with guard stations and machine gun turrets I will do so, and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. So suck it, you stupid city code enforcement officers. I’m invincible and I know it. By the power vested in me by men like Aaron Burr and George “Motherfucking” Washington, I have the right to stand on my roof and yell
“FUCK YOU CITY HALL” at the top of my lungs if I so choose, and I do…FUCK YOU CITY HALL!