Dale Potrontron Wilbur Fields
WF: "City Council isn't that bad, I mean c'mon these are just everyday people not getting paid, and trying to help keep the community around them beautiful and safe."
DP: "Fuck that, City Council is a bunch of fucking Nazi's! I saw them feasting on house cats and offering sacrifices to the devil."
WF: "Perhaps the Council members had mistaken the house cats for delicious cucumber sandwiches, I sometimes make the same mistake. Also, what you might call a satanic sacrifice could have been a corn cob roast."
DP: "Fuck you! I know what I saw. One time, I attended a City Council meeting and watched them approve the construction of 15 new liquor stores and decline the construction of a minor leauge baseball stadium. Nazi's hate baseball."
WF: "I dont know about that decision, I would have sure loved to have a minor leauge field, but think about all of the slow traffic filing out after games, at least people who stop at liquor stores speed away recklessly
DP: "Fuck traffic! In 25 years we'll all be flying around in fucking jet packs anyway with robots that do backflips and shit."
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