This is my Everest. I must take a piss in every toilet,urinal,and shower that The ColonyHigh School has to offer by the end of August this year. Some people say that my goal ispointless, but I assure you that it is not! Nothing can stop me, not only will I be using thestudent boy’s bathrooms, I will also use the girl’s and continue on until I have pissed inevery bathroom, faculty bathroom, field house bathroom, private bathroom, and janitor’s closet in the school. Neither nook, nor cranny can escape my stream of yellow victory. Iwill mark my territory as the greatest pisser in the history of The Colony High School. Woe unto those who stand in my way, for I shall piss on them if they do not move. If I open astall, and you are using it I will not hesitate to urinate all over you for the pursuit of my destiny. Don’t think that class shall stop me, I will spend my days drinking Powerade andviolently expelling them through my manhood all over the school in an endless cycle ofgolden joy. So if you see me around school and I’m not pissing, you bet your ass that I am on my way to.
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