TC Hoods: The "T" Streets

By Sydney Brigantor

I'm gonna kick your faces in. All of you. I'm sorry, that was a bit harsh, but you don't know what it's like living here on the T Streets, The streets around Turner Soccer fields that all start with the letter T.... How creative... Every day, I get the little shits down at Turner Soccer Fields kicking their balls into my backyard. At first I'd just throw them back over, but now, I take them out front and stab them with a butcher knife till the kids cry and run back to their mommys. Deal with it. I'm not going to say that The T Streets are the worst neighborhood in The Colony, but were not the best either. One thing about our streets is that were very seculded, which allows the old asian couple down the street to fight in their front yard, last week Mr. Huan karate chopped his wife in the face, climbed on top of his Toyota Carolla and landed a flying kick to her chest just like Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat. It was pretty sweet, I'll admit, but it just shows the kind of things that happen when it takes the cops 30 minutes to drag their asses out here.