Old People Make Me Want To Kill Myself

By Dale Potrontron

Oh great, Have you noticed all that fucking construction on 423 past the bridge goingtowards Little Elm? Do you know what that's going to be? A Senior Citizen Community. Just what this town needs 5,000 Old people moving in & making the lines longer at the pharmacy. Fuck those sons of bitches. When those old fuckers get here, you can bet your ass I'll be there trying to swindle them out of their retirement funds. Not because I'm a thief but because if I can take their money they'll have to get the hell out of this town. Now don't get me wrong, it's not that I love this town so much I don't want to share it, I fucking dispise this town, lets get that clear. I want them out because if I have to sit behind old people in traffic as they drive 35mph down 121 I'm just going to beat my brains out with a tack hammer. The only good thing is Death will come quickly for all of them. I can only pray that it comes for me shortly after. I've been giving it alot of thought and I only have two goals left to accomplish in life... Burn this town to the ground, and kill myself on christmas morning as my children open their presents. I hate the elderly