This Is My Can Of Green Beans, Suck It New Orleans

You may have heard that recently, New Orleans was struck by a hurricaine. Having just returned to concsiness from a week long cocaine binge, I was informed of this tragedy. Iwas also informed that all the cities surrounding The Colony are offering some sort of aid or something, many citizens have expressed concern that The Colony has not made an attempt to form any type of relief operation to help New Orleans or the 25,000 refuges being housed in Dallas. To that I say, Fuck Em. Thats right, This is my can of green beans, Suck it New Orleans. I'm not going to allow one ounce of food from MY city to be given to those rotten Cajuns. Some people in my office have expressed concern to me over my position. "Mayor, surely you can't be serious, we have to do something, Carrolton, Plano, Frisco,Little Elm, Denton, McKinney, Lewisville, Flowermound, and all the other cities in the area have at least offered to help," My anwser to this will remain the same. I DONT CARE. The food of The Colony willcontinue to go where it is needed the most, into the mouths of the 300 lb. 8 year olds that roam the cafeterias of this cities sub par schools. Now, if you will excuse me, I have more important issues, We're breaking ground on a new liquor store.