Your City Hall Used To Be A Food Lion

By Arrogant Frisco Resident Brian Callahan

Haha ha. In your face!
I was just leaving Dr. Pepper/7up ballpark and my loving wife and I decided we would stop by the Stonebriar mall to pick up some toiletries for our new house in one of the numerous expensive subdivisions in Frisco, while we were there I couldn't’t help but notice all the classless T.C. Children. What vagabonds. One of them told me I was a faggot, but I beg to differ, I’m not the one who lives in The Colony…. Ah yes,… how’s that feel? …Does it
burn?... Let it sink in. Your city hall used to be a Food Lion! That's right, Your City Council meets in the old produce department! How does that make you feel? Your seat of government is in the abandoned ruins of a company who was run out of business for
bleaching meat and selling it to hicks like you! Isn’t the tallest building in your city 3stories tall? PATHETIC! Why do you think they’re making 121 a tollway? So you wont be able to drive on it because your all so poor! Suck it, because you know I’m right.

P.S.: Stay the fuck out of my town.